BSA MONARCH-V

Overview

RIFLE: BSA GUNS MODEL MONARCH-V IMPORTED BY HERTERS INC, SERIAL NUMBER 10098, BLUE, CASE NOT INCLUDED, BOLT, 22-250, 24Notes:FOR SALE: A BSA MONARCH-V CHAMBERED IN THE LIGHTNING-FAST .22-250 REMINGTON. THE ULTIMATE SPEED-DEMON RIFLE FOR PEOPLE WHO LOOK AT COYOTES AND SAY, "NAH, I WANT YOU VAPORIZED BEFORE YOU EVEN HEAR THE BOOM."THE BREAKDOWN* THE GUN: BSA MONARCH-V IN .22-250. THIS IS NOT A SOULLESS PLASTIC SPACE RIFLE OR A LAZY BUDGET PLINKER. IT IS A CLASSIC, ALL-METAL BRITISH BOLT-ACTION WORKHORSE POWERED BY A CALIBER THAT PUSHES BULLETS SO INCREDIBLY FAST, THEY PRACTICALLY BREAK THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. IT CONVERTS COYOTES AND GROUNDHOGS INTO PURE MYTHOLOGY.* THE CONDITION: LIGHT WEAR. IT HAS A FEW HONEST WOOD DENTS AND SLIGHT METAL CHARACTER SCUFFS FROM REAL-WORLD EXPEDITIONS IN THE BACK FORTY. THE PREVIOUS OWNER ACTUALLY CARRIED THIS BEAST OUTDOORS TO PROTECT HIS LIVESTOCK INSTEAD OF BURYING IT IN A SAFE TO ADMIRE LIKE A SOUVENIR STAMP.* THE BOX SITUATION: NO ORIGINAL BOX. THE FACTORY CARDBOARD APPARENTLY ESCAPED DECADES AGO AND IS LIVING ITS BEST LIFE IN A LANDFILL. DO NOT PANIC. VARMINT RIFLES REJECT CARDBOARD COMFORT ANYWAY. WE WILL WRAP IT RESPONSIBLY SO YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WALK OUT OF THE SHOP HOLDING A LONG-BARRELED APPARATUS LIKE A DEFENSIVE PROTRACTOR.WHY YOU NEED IT* CYCLES WITH A SATISFYING, ROCK-SOLID MECHANICAL SMOOTHNESS THAT ONLY VINTAGE STEEL CAN PROVIDE.* THE .22-250 CARTRIDGE SHOOTS SO FLAT, YOU DO NOT EVEN HAVE TO CALCULATE GRAVITY WITHIN DECENT ZIP CODES.* PERFECT FOR PREDATOR CONTROL, LONG-RANGE RANGE FLEXING, OR TURNING VARMINTS INTO MIST.* AN AMERICAN-STYLE OUTDOOR CLASSIC THAT HOLDS REAL CRITTER-DISPATCHING VALUE FOREVER. SECURE THIS REPUTABLE VARMINT DELETER TODAY!