GLOCK 22 GEN 4

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PISTOL: GLOCK MODEL 22 GEN 4 IMPORTED BY GLOCK INC SMYRNA GA, SERIAL NUMBER BADZ459, BLACK (MATTE), CASE NOT INCLUDED, 4.49, 40 SMITH & WESSON, SEMI - AUTOMATICNotes:ATTENTION ALL HIGH-VELOCITY DUTY LORDS, BACKYARD PLINKERS, AND PEOPLE WHO WANT A GENUINE COMPACT CHASSIS OF COP-PROVEN POWER! TODAY WE ARE UNLEASHING THE UNRULY KING OF THE STREETS: A GENUINE AUSTRIAN-ENGINEERED GLOCK 22 GEN 4! THIS ISN'T A WIMPY, PRETENIOUS 9MM POCKET TOY FOR INFLUENCERS WHO CRY WHEN A SPARK TOUCHES THE SLIDE FINISH. THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE FORCE-MULTIPLIER CHAMBERED IN THE HARD-HITTING .40 SMITH & WESSON! IT IS TO THE GUN WORLD WHAT A REINFORCED V8 INTERCEPTOR IS TO CARS-BUILT TO PUNISH TARGETS AND RUN UNTIL THE SUN EXPLODES!LET'S ADDRESS THE PACKAGING SITUATION: IT COMES WITH NO ORIGINAL BOX. ZERO! SOMEWHERE IN THE PAST, THE FACTORY PLASTIC CASE VANISHED INTO THE TIME VORTEX. ADMIT IT, IF WE GAVE YOU THE BOX, IT WOULD JUST SIT IN YOUR ATTIC ACCUMULATING COBWEBS AND DUST UNTIL 2045. WE ARE SAVING YOU THE CLUTTER SPACE! WE WILL SECURELY SWADDLE THIS HIGH-SPEED FORTY-CALIBER WARHAMMER IN TIERS OF TACTICAL BUBBLE WRAP SO IT ARRIVES TO YOU 100% SECURE AND READY FOR ACTION. YOU CAN'T SHOOT A BOX ANYWAY!LET'S DISCUSS CONDITION: IT HAS LIGHT WEAR. THERE ARE A FEW CHARACTER SCUFFS, GENTLE HOLSTER LINES, AND MICROSCOPIC RUB MARKS ON THE FRAME, GIVING IT INSTANT STREET CREDIBILITY OUT OF THE WRAPPER. YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY WHEN YOU INEVITABLY SCRATCH THE SLIDE YOURSELF AT THE INDOOR RANGE BENCH. IT IS CLEAN, LIGHT WEIGHT, IMMACULATELY OILED, AND 100% OPERATIONAL.THE GEN 4 ARCHITECTURE FEATURES REINFORCED TEXTURING THAT LOCKS TIGHTER THAN A BANK VAULT INTO YOUR SWEATY, ADRENALINE-PUMPED PALMS, ALONG WITH AN UPGRADED DUAL-RECOIL SPRING SYSTEM DESIGNED TO TAME THAT .40 CALIBER SNAP. IT DEVOURS PREMIUM DEFENSIVE HOLLOW POINTS AND CHEAP SURPLUS TRASH WITH THE SAME HUNGRY APPETITE. PERFECT FOR TRUCK CONSOLE STOWAGE, HOME SECURITY NIGHTSTAND ANCHORING, OR SURVIVING THE LIVING ROOM APOCALYPSE!BUY IT, PAY THE .40 CALIBER TAX, AND DOMINATE THE RANGE YARD IN SUPREME GLOCK GLORY TODAY!