GLOCK 42

Overview

PISTOL: GLOCK MODEL 42 IMPORTED BY GLOCK INC SMYRNA GA, SERIAL NUMBER AHZA808, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 380 ACP, BLACK (MATTE), CASE NOT INCLUDED, 3.1Notes:ATTENTION ALL DEEP-CONCEALMENT OPERATORS, GYM-SHORTS COMMANDOS, AND PEOPLE WHO WANT ABSOLUTE BULLETPROOF SECURITY WITHOUT A SEVERE WARDROBE MALFUNCTION! TODAY WE ARE UNLEASHING THE SMALLEST EMPEROR OF THE AUSTRIAN POLYMER UNIVERSE: A GENUINE GLOCK 42! THIS ISN'T A BULKY CHUNK OF HEAVY STEEL THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE CONCEALING A BRICK UNDER YOUR SHIRT. THIS IS THE SLIM, ULTRALIGHT, FAST-HANDLING SAVIOR IN .380 ACP THAT COMPLETELY VANISHES IN ANY POCKET, PURSE, OR TACKLE BOX. IT IS SO SMALL THAT YOU WILL LEGITIMATELY CHECK YOUR POCKETS THREE TIMES A DAY THINKING IT ELOPED WITH YOUR LOOSE CHANGE!LET'S ADDRESS THE PACKAGING SITUATION: IT COMES WITH NO ORIGINAL BOX. ZERO! THE PREVIOUS OWNER APPARENTLY CONVERTED THE FACTORY CARDBOARD INTO A CAMPFIRE IGNITER YEARS AGO. WE SAVED YOU THE CLUTTER SPACE IN YOUR CLOSET! WE WILL SECURELY SWADDLE THIS HIGH-SPEED MICRO-DEFENDER IN THICK TIERS OF TACTICAL BUBBLE WRAP SO IT ARRIVES TO YOU READY FOR IMMEDIATE ACTION. YOU CAN'T FIRE FREEDOM SEEDS OUT OF CARDBOARD ANYWAY, SO CONCENTRATE ON THE COLD STEEL!LET'S TALK CONDITION: IT IS USED. NOT GENTLY TICKLED WITH SILK, NOT ADMIRED IN A SAFEKEEPING VAULT-USED! THIS REPLICATED POCKET WARHAMMER ENGAGED IN REAL AMERICAN RANGE VISITS AND CONCEALED PRACTICE. THERE ARE CHARACTER SCUFFS, FAINT HOLSTER MATING FINISH LINES, AND MICROSCOPIC RUB MARKS ON THE GRIP CHASSIS, GIVING IT INSTANT DEFENSIVE STREET CREDIBILITY OUT OF THE WRAPPER. YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY WHEN YOU INEVITABLY SCRATCH THE FINISH YOURSELF ON A SANDBAG BENCH. IT IS CLEAN, LIGHT WEIGHT, IMMACULATELY OILED, AND 100% OPERATIONAL.THE GLOCK 42 IS RENOWNED FOR TAMING THE SNAPPY ERGONOMICS OF THE .380 ROUND, MAKING IT SHOOT FLATTER THAN A CONCRETE YARD! IT DEVOURS PREMIUM DEFENSIVE HOLLOW POINTS AND CHEAP SURPLUS TRASH AMMO WITH THE SAME HUNGRY APPETITE. BUY IT NOW, CONCEAL DEEP, AND DOMINATE THE YARD IN SUPREME GLOCK GLORY TODAY!