HECKLER & KOCH VP9L

Overview

PISTOL: HECKLER & KOCH MODEL VP9L IMPORTED BY HKI COLUMBUS, GA, SERIAL NUMBER 238-029615, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 9X19MM, BLACK (MATTE), YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX, 5Notes:ATTENTION ALL TACTICAL ELITISTS, HIGH-SPEED RANGE LORDS, AND DISCIPLES OF REINFORCED TEUTONIC FINESSE! TODAY WE HAVE THE ABSOLUTE HOLY GRAIL OF GERMAN POLYMER ENGINEERING, FRESH FROM THE OBERNDORF LABS: THE HECKLER & KOCH VP9L OPTICS READY! THIS IS NOT A BASIC CHUNK OF PLASTIC POCKET WEAKNESS. THIS IS THE EXTENDED-SLIDE, MATCH-GRADE CHASSIS OF DESTRUCTION DESIGNED FOR THE MAN WHOSE TASTE IS SUPREME AND WHO REFUSES TO COMPROMISE! THIS FEATURES THE LEGENDARY FACTORY EUROPEAN-STYLE PADDLE MAGAZINE RELEASE, SO YOU CAN SLICK-DROP FREEDOM SEEDS WITH YOUR INDEX FINGER LIKE A COUCH-COMMANDO OPERATOR!LET'S TALK CONDITION: IT IS USED! NOT GENTLY TICKLED WITH SILK, NOT ADMIRED IN A SAFEKEEPING VAULT-USED! THERE ARE SOME FAINT FINISH SMUDGES AND A MICROSCOPIC RUB LINE FROM BRIEF HOLSTER MATING, PROVING IT HAS WITNESSED CIVILIZED FREEDOM OUTSIDE THE BOX. IT IS IMMACULATELY OILED, CLEAN, LIGHT WEIGHT, AND CRUNCHY!WHAT IS PACKED INTO THIS MAXIMUM IMPACT DEVASTATION BUNDLE?* THE ORIGINAL FACTORY BOX: YES! THE AUTHENTIC HK HARD CASE IS INCLUDED TO PROVE TO YOUR ACCOUNTANT THAT YOUR FISCAL IRRESPONSIBILITY HAS HIGH-CLASS PEDIGREE!* FOUR TOTAL MAGAZINES: WE ARE OVER-STACKING THE VALUE EXTRAVAGANZA! THAT'S FOUR REINFORCED FREEDOM COMPLEMENTS SO YOU CAN SPEND MORE TIME MAKING LOUD NOISES AND LESS TIME STUFFING SPRINGS AT THE RANGE BENCH!* FACTORY OPTICS-READY SLIDE CUT: READY TO MATING WITH A RED DOT WITHOUT ACCIDENTAL MACHINING INSANITY!THE VP9L CYCLES EXPENSIVE DEFENSIVE HOLLOW POINTS AND CHEAP TRAINING TRASH WITH THE SAME HUNGRY APPETITE. IT FEELS PERFECT IN THE HAND AND SPITS FIRE LIKE A PORTABLE DRAGON! BUY IT, PAY THE GERMAN TAX, AND OWN THE RANGE YARD IN SUPREME HK GLORY TODAY!