INTRATEC TEC-22

Overview

PISTOL: INTRATEC MODEL TEC-22, SERIAL NUMBER 025843, BLACK (MATTE), YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX, 4, 22 LONG RIFLE (22LR), SEMI - AUTOMATICNotes:ATTENTION CONNOISSEURS OF OUTRAGEOUS 1980S ACTION MOVIE TRASH! TODAY WE ARE OFFERING A TRULY GLORIOUS PIECE OF NOSTALGIA. BEHOLD THE INTRATEC-22, ALSO KNOWN AS THE SPORT-22, BUT WE ALL KNOW IT IS JUST A TEC-9 THAT SHRUNK IN THE WASH AND CONSUMES CHEAP RIMFIRE AMMO. IT LOOKS LIKE A SUBMACHINE GUN. IT FEELS LIKE A HIGH-END WATER PISTOL. IT IS 100% PURE RADICAL ATTITUDE.THE SPECIMEN AT HAND* CONDITION: USED, BUT LOVINGLY PRESERVED. IT HAS ENJOYED A LIFE OF CASUAL PLINKING AND BEING SHOWN OFF TO FRIENDS WHO SAY "WHOA, IS THAT LEGAL?"* THE HOLY GRAIL: IT COMES WITH THE ORIGINAL BOX! YES, THAT GLORIOUS, CHEAP INTRATEC PLASTIC HARD CASE THAT SMELLS CRITICALLY OF THE 1990S.WHY YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED THISARE YOU TIRED OF BORING, RELIABLE BOLT-ACTION RIFLES? DO YOU WANT TO FEEL LIKE A LOW-BUDGET CYBERPUNK VILLAIN WHILE SHOOTING SODA CANS AT THE QUARRY? THIS TEC-22 IS THE ULTIMATE FLEX. IT EXTRACTS MAXIMAL JOY FROM EVERY ROUND OF CARDBOARD-BOX .22 LR. IT HAS A THREADED BARREL BECAUSE WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO PUT A SILENCER ON A GUN THAT LOOKS LIKE A SPACE PHASER?IT LACKS REFINED ERGONOMICS, BUT IT MAKES UP FOR IT IN PURE BRAGGING RIGHTS. THE SIGHTS ARE TRULY OPTIMISTIC. THE BOLT HANDLE IS A LITTLE NUB. THE FUN FACTOR IS OFF THE CHARTS. IT IS THE PERFECT COMPANION FOR YOUR NEON WINDBREAKER AND MOON SHOES.THE LEGALESEWE ARE A LICENSED FFL DEALER. WE DO NOT SHIP TO REBEL BASES OR STATES THAT ARE AFRAID OF THREADED BARRELS. KNOW YOUR LOCAL LAWS BEFORE BUYING. NO RETURNS IF YOU EXPECTED A MATCH-GRADE COMPETITION PISTOL. THIS IS A RANGE TOY, A CONVERSATION PIECE, AND A TIME MACHINE ALL IN ONE.BUY NOW, CHANNEL YOUR INNER ACTION HERO, AND OWN A LEGENDARY PIECE OF MIAMI VICE VIBES!