MOSSBERG 590 SHOCKWAVE

Overview

PISTOL GRIP SHOTGUN: MOSSBERG MODEL 590 SHOCKWAVE, SERIAL NUMBER V0585488, BLACK (MATTE), CASE NOT INCLUDED, 14.3, PUMP ACTION, 12 GAUGENotes:ATTENTION ALL DEFENDERS OF THE CASTLE, HIGH-SPEED URBAN OPERATORS, AND PEOPLE WHO THINK TRADITIONAL SHOTGUNS ARE JUST TOO LONG FOR COMFORT! UP FOR SALE IS THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE NOT-A-SHOTGUN FIREARM: THE MOSSBERG 590 SHOCKWAVE!THIS IS REVERED, UNAPOLOGETIC, 12-GAUGE AMERICAN BRUTALITY PACKED INTO A PACKAGE SO STUPIDLY COMPACT IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING A 1980S ACTION MOVIE VILLAIN CONCEALS UNDER A TRENCH COAT! IT IS LOUD, IT IS ANGRY, AND IT IS GUARANTEED TO ERASE ANXIETY (AND POSSIBLY YOUR WRIST ACCURACY) WITH EVERY SINGLE PUMP!THE SHOCKING SPECIFICATIONS:* MOSSBERG 590 PLATFORM: LEGENDARY DUAL EXTRACTORS, ANTI-JAM ELEVATOR, AND A RECEIVER SO TOUGH IT LAUGHS AT DESTRUCTION. IT IS AN OPERATION-PROVEN TANK.* THE BIRD'S HEAD GRIP: AUSTERE RAPTOR GRIP SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO MINIMIZE RECOIL TRANSMISSION SO YOU DON'T ACCIDENTALLY PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE WHILE DISCHARGING HEAVY 00 BUCKSHOT.* LIGHT EXTERIOR WEAR: IT HAS MINIMAL "RACK CHARACTER" AND LIGHT HANDLING MARKS FROM BEING GRABBED TO SHOW OFF TO FRIENDS. IT SAYS "I HAVE OPERATED" INSTEAD OF "I SIT IN A SAFE AND SILENTLY CRY."* NO ORIGINAL BOX: THE SACRED CARDBOARD HAS VANISHED INTO THE VORTEX OF TIME. FEAR NOT! WE WILL WRAP THIS COMPACT BRICK OF FREEDOM IN AIR BUBBLES SO THICK IT COULD SURVIVE AN IMPACT FROM A METEOR.WHY BUY THE SHOCKING SHOCKWAVE? BECAUSE LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO HAVE FULLY FUNCTIONAL WRISTS, AND NOTHING CLEARS A ROOM OR SENDS A MESSAGE QUITE LIKE THE CONCUSSIVE BLAST OF A SHORT-BARREL 12-GAUGE! SECURE IT TODAY!