MOSSBERG PATRIOT

Overview

RIFLE: MOSSBERG MODEL PATRIOT, SERIAL NUMBER MPR0071910, BLACK (MATTE), CASE NOT INCLUDED, BOLT, 6.5MM CREEDMOOR, 22Notes:ATTENTION ALL DEER CAMP CHAMPIONS, BACKWOODS EXPLORERS, AND MEAT-LOCKER FILLERS ON A TACTICAL RAMEN-NOODLE DIET! TODAY WE HAVE THE EMPEROR OF FISCAL SANITY MET WITH BOLT-ACTION EXTRAVAGANZA: A GENUINE MOSSBERG PATRIOT! THIS IS NOT A PRETENTIOUS FOUR-THOUSAND-DOLLAR SAFE QUEEN FOR INFLUENCERS WHOSE WRISTS CRY WHEN A FIREARM BARKS. THIS IS THE BLUE-COLLAR WORKHORSE OF THE DEER WOODS, DESIGNED FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF DEPLOYING REINFORCED FREEDOM SEEDS AND FILLING YOUR FREEZER WITHOUT MAKING YOUR ACCOUNTANT CRY HYSTERICAL TEARS!LET'S ADDRESS THE PACKAGING SITUATION: IT COMES WITH NO ORIGINAL BOX. ZERO! THE PREVIOUS OWNER APPARENTLY USED THE FACTORY CARDBOARD PACK TO TINDER A CAMPFIRE DURING A LEGENDARY EXPEDITION YEARS AGO. WE SAVED YOU THE ATTIC CLUTTER SPACE! WE WILL SECURELY SWADDLE THIS HIGH-SPEED BOLT-ACTION DEFENDER IN THICK TIERS OF TACTICAL BUBBLE WRAP SO IT ARRIVES IN 100% OPERATIONAL FIGHTING SHAPE. YOU CAN'T HARVEST A TROPHY WITH CARDBOARD ANYWAY, SO CONCENTRATE ON THE COLD STEEL!LET'S TALK CONDITION: IT IS USED. NOT GENTLY TICKLED WITH SILK, NOT ADMIRED IN A VAULT-USED! THIS PATRIOT ACCUMULATED HONEST FIELD CREDIBILITY. THERE ARE PAINT CHIPS BY THE OPTICS MOUNT, FAINT STRAP LINES FROM A RIFLE SLING, AND RUB MARKS ON THE FINISH. CONSIDER IT PRE-AUTHENTICATED STREET CRED! YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY WHEN YOU INEVITABLY SCRATCH IT YOURSELF PUSHING THROUGH THICK BRUSH. IT IS CLEAN, LIGHT WEIGHT, IMMACULATELY OILED, AND CYCLES SMOOTHER THAN A CADILLAC ON A FRESH HIGHWAY!THE PATRIOT IS RENOWNED FOR ITS DROP-BOX MAGAZINE CAPACITY AND CRISP ADJUSTABLE TRIGGER THAT LETS YOU SNAP FREEDOM SEEDS ON TARGET WITH ACCELERATED FINESSE. BUY IT, ACCELERATE YOUR DEER CAMP CACHET, AND OWN THE WOODS IN SUPREME MOSSBERG GLORY TODAY!