RUGER AR-556

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RIFLE: RUGER MODEL AR-556, SERIAL NUMBER 1851-62991, BLACK (MATTE), YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX AND PAPERS, 16, 5.56 NATO, SEMI - AUTOMATICNotes:ATTENTION ALL COUCH COMMANDOS, BACKYARD PLINKERS, AND AMERICANS WHO WANT TO EXERCISE THEIR SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS WITHOUT LIVING ON A DIET OF DRY RAMEN! TODAY WE HAVE THE ANCHOR OF DEMOCRACY, THE BASEPLATE OF LIBERTY, THE DEFENDER OF THE LIVING ROOM CONUCH COMMAND: A GENUINE RUGER AR-556 SEMI-AUTOMATIC RIFLE! THIS IS NOT A PRETENTIOUS FOUR-THOUSAND-DOLLAR SAFE QUEEN CONSTRUCTED BY ROBOTS FOR SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCERS WHOSE WRISTS CRY WHEN A FIREARM BARKS. THIS IS THE BLUE-COLLAR WORKHORSE OF THE RECREATIONAL SANDPIT. IT IS TO THE GUN WORLD WHAT A REINFORCED TRUCK IS TO HIGHWAYS-IT AIN'T FLASHY, BUT IT WILL RUN UNTIL THE SUN EXPLODES!LET'S DISCUSS THE PACKAGING: YES, IT COMES BLESSED WITH ITS ORIGINAL FACTORY BOX! NO PLASTIC ZIPLOC BAGS OR ACCIDENTAL TACTICAL BUBBLE WRAP EXPERIENCES HERE. YOU GET THE AUTHENTIC FACTORY BOX, PERFECT FOR SLAPPING ONTO A CLOSET SHELF TO HIDE FROM YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER WHO THINKS YOU ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH LONG GUNS, OR DISPLAYING PROUDLY ON YOUR MANTLE TO PROVE TO YOUR NEIGHBORS THAT YOUR CREDIT SCORE HAS CLASS!LET'S TALK CONDITION: IT HAS LIGHT WEAR. THERE MIGHT BE A FAINT FINISH SMUDGE OR A MICROSCOPIC RUB LINE ON THE BARREL FROM BEING MOUNTED ON A RACK, PROVING IT HAS WITNESSED CIVILIZED FREEDOM OUTSIDE THE BOX. IT IS CLEAN, LIGHT WEIGHT, IMMACULATELY OILED, AND 100% OPERATIONAL.THIS CHROME-MOLY FREEDOM MACHINE DEVOURS TARGET BRASS AND CHEAP, NASTY STEEL-CASED RANGE TRASH WITH THE SAME HUNGRY APPETITE. IT FEELS PERFECT IN THE HANDS, BALANCES BEAUTIFULLY, AND SPITS 5.56 LEAD FREEDOM SEEDS ALL DAY LONG.BUY IT, UPGRADE YOUR URBAN DEFENSE SETUP TO THE GOLD STANDARD, AND DOMINATE THE RANGE YARD IN SUPREME RUGER GLORY TODAY!