RUGER AR-556

Overview

RIFLE: RUGER MODEL AR-556, SERIAL NUMBER 1851-66811, BLACK (MATTE), CASE NOT INCLUDED, SEMI - AUTOMATIC, 5.56 NATO, 16Notes:ATTENTION ALL COUCH COMMANDOS, BACKYARD PLINKERS, AND AMERICANS WHO WANT TO EXERCISE THEIR SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS WITHOUT LIVING ON A DIET OF DRY RAMEN NOODLES! TODAY WE HAVE THE ANCHOR OF DEMOCRACY, THE BASEPLATE OF LIBERTY, THE DEFENDER OF THE LIVING ROOM COUCH COMMAND: A GENUINE RUGER AR-556 SEMI-AUTOMATIC RIFLE! THIS IS NOT A PRETENTIOUS FOUR-THOUSAND-DOLLAR SAFE QUEEN CONSTRUCTED BY ROBOTS FOR SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCERS WHOSE WRISTS CRY WHEN A FIREARM BARKS. THIS IS THE BLUE-COLLAR WORKHORSE OF THE RECREATIONAL SANDPIT. IT IS TO THE GUN WORLD WHAT A REINFORCED TRUCK IS TO HIGHWAYS-IT AIN'T FLASHY, BUT IT WILL RUN UNTIL THE SUN EXPLODES!LET'S ADDRESS THE PACKAGING SITUATION: IT COMES WITH NO ORIGINAL BOX. ZERO! THE PREVIOUS OWNER APPARENTLY CONVERTED THE FACTORY CARDBOARD PACK INTO A FREEDOM CAMPFIRE IGNITER YEARS AGO. WE SAVED YOU THE CLUTTER SPACE IN YOUR CLOSET! WE WILL SECURELY SWADDLE THIS HIGH-SPEED 5.56 NATO DEFENDER IN THICK TIERS OF TACTICAL BUBBLE WRAP SO IT ARRIVES TO YOU READY FOR IMMEDIATE ACTION. YOU CAN'T FIRE FREEDOM SEEDS OUT OF CARDBOARD ANYWAY, SO CONCENTRATE ON THE STEEL!LET'S TALK CONDITION: IT IS USED. NOT GENTLY TICKLED WITH SILK-USED! IT HAS ENGAGED IN REAL AMERICAN RANGE VISITS AND TRAINING PRACTICE. THERE ARE A FEW CHARACTER SCRATCHES ON THE RECEIVER, SOME SLING BUFF LINES, AND MICROSCOPIC SCUFFS FROM BEING ACCIDENTALLY BUMPED AGAINST A TRUCK CONSOLE OR A SANDBAG. CONSIDER IT PRE-AUTHENTICATED STREET CREDIBILITY! YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY WHEN YOU INEVITABLY SCRATCH THE FINISH YOURSELF IN A TRUCK CONSOLE. IT IS CLEAN, LIGHT WEIGHT, IMMACULATELY OILED, AND 100% OPERATIONAL.THIS CHROME-MOLY FREEDOM MACHINE DEVOURS TARGET BRASS AND CHEAP, NASTY STEEL-CASED RANGE TRASH WITH THE SAME HUNGRY APPETITE. IT FEELS PERFECT IN THE HANDS, BALANCES BEAUTIFULLY, AND SPITS LEAD FREEDOM SEEDS ALL DAY LONG. BUY IT, UPGRADE YOUR URBAN DEFENSE SETUP TO THE GOLD STANDARD, AND DOMINATE THE RANGE YARD IN SUPREME RUGER GLORY TODAY!