SMITH & WESSON 629-5

Overview

REVOLVER: SMITH & WESSON MODEL 629-5, SERIAL NUMBER CDD9343, STAINLESS, CASE NOT INCLUDED, DOUBLE ACTION, 44 MAGNUM, 8.5Notes:DO YOU WANT A HANDGUN THAT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A 1980S ACTION MOVIE HERO? DO YOU WANT TO ASSERT TOTAL DOMINANCE OVER THE RANGE WITH A MUZZLE BLAST THAT CLEARS SINUSES IN THREE ADJACENT ZIP CODES AND MAKES EVERYONE STOP SHOOTING THEIR PLASTIC 9MMS OUT OF SHEER TACTICAL RESPECT?INTRODUCING THE SMITH & WESSON MODEL 629-5. THIS IS THE REVERED ALL-STEEL "DIRTY HARRY" POWERHOUSE CHAMBERED IN HARD-HITTING, ENGINE-BLOCK-CRUSHING .44 MAGNUM. THE "-5" DESIGNATION IS LEGENDARY AMONG CYLINDER ENTHUSIASTS BECAUSE IT FEATURES THE ENHANCED ENDURANCE PACKAGE, MEANING S&W REINFORCED THE FRAME INTERACTING LOGIC SO THE CYLINDER DOES NOT ACCIDENTALLY SPIN BACKWARDS WHEN YOU DETONATE UNGODLY MAGNUM VELOCITIES.THE GOOD STUFF:* THE APOCALYPSE PROOF N-FRAME: EXTENSIVELY LARGE, STAINLESS STEEL ARCHITECTURE BUILT OUT OF REAL METAL FOR GROWN ADULTS. IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY RUN OUT OF AMMO, THE REVOLVER WEIGHS ENOUGH TO BE USED AS A HIGH-SPEED SLEDGEHAMMER.* THE ENHANCED ENDURANCE PACKAGE: BUILT TO INGEST EL CHEAPO BULK MAGNUM ROUNDS OR EXPENSIVE DEFENSIVE THUNDER STICKS WITHOUT REQUIRING AN EMERGENCY TRIP TO A CUSTOM GUNSMITH IN A SHADY SUB-BASEMENT.* POINT-AND-CLICK SIMPLICITY: LITERALLY NO MOVING EXTRACTOR PARTS, BATTERIES, OR COWARDLY SLIDE SPRINGS TO FAIL. IF YOU PULL THE TRIGGER, IT GOES BANG SIX TIMES EVERY SINGLE TIME WITHOUT EXECUTING AN ADMINISTRATIVE FREAK-OUT.THE HONEST STUFF:* NO ORIGINAL BOX: CARDBOARD RETAIL PACKAGING AND S&W BLUE PLASTIC CASES CONVENIENTLY DISINTEGRATE INTO SPIDER HABITATS IN YOUR ATTIC ANYWAY. WE BANISHED PACKAGING FRICTION BY SECURELY SWADDLING THIS STAINLESS BEAST IN MULTIPLE METRIC TONS OF INDUSTRIAL BUBBLE WRAP.* LIGHT WEAR: IT HAS SOME MINISCULE CYLINDER RING WEAR LINES AND TEENY-TRIMMING SURFACE MOVEMENT SCUFFS ON THE FRAME FLATS. THIS IS OUTSTANDING INSTANT STREET CREDIBILITY THAT PROVES THE PREVIOUS OWNER ACTUALLY FIRED IT WITH GROWN-ADULT AUTHORITY INSTEAD OF HIDING IT IN A SAFE.SECURE THIS SIX-SHOT CANNON TODAY!