SMITH & WESSON M500 (163500A)

Overview

REVOLVER: SMITH & WESSON MODEL M500 (163500A), SERIAL NUMBER DNF1752, STAINLESS, YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX AND PAPERS, DOUBLE ACTION, 500 S&W, 8Notes:ATTENTION ALL APEX PREDATORS, WRIST-WRESTLING CHAMPIONS, AND PEOPLE WHO THINK THE LAWS OF PHYSICS ARE MERELY A SUGGESTION! TODAY WE ARE UNLEASHING THE UNRULY, BONE-SHATTERING REBEL YELL OF THE WHEEL-GUN UNIVERSE: A GENUINE SMITH & WESSON MODEL 500! THIS IS NOT A CIVILIZED POCKET TOY OR A WIMPY 9MM PISTOL FOR INFLUENCERS. THIS IS A PORTABLE SLAB OF SATIN STAINLESS DEFENSIVE INSANITY CHAMBERED IN THE CHASSIS-DESTROYING 500 S&W MAGNUM! IT WAS DESIGNED FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF TELLING T-REXES AND REBELLIOUS ENGINE BLOCKS EXACTLY WHO IS THE DICTATOR OF THE YARD! EVERY TIME YOU PRESS THE TRIGGER, IT ALTERS THE ROTATION OF THE EARTH AND SENDS A SPECTACULAR FOUR-FOOT BALL OF FIRE STRAIGHT TO THE STRATOSPHERE!LET'S CELEBRATE THE PACKAGING ACCENTS: REJOICE, COLLECTORS OF HIGHER-LEVEL RECREATIONAL CACHETS, BECAUSE THIS BEAST COMES COMPLETE WITH ITS ORIGINAL FACTORY BOX! NO PLASTIC ZIPLOC BAGS OR ACCIDENTAL TACTICAL BUBBLE WRAP DRAMA HERE. YOU GET THE AUTHENTIC FACTORY HARD CASE, PERFECT FOR STORING ON A CLOSET SHELF TO HIDE FROM YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER WHO THINKS YOUR WRISTS CANT STOMACH THE BEST MAGNUM LIFESTYLE!LET'S TALK CONDITION: IT IS USED. NOT SAFE-QUEEN GENTLE-USED! THE PREVIOUS OWNER HAD IMPECCABLE ELITE TASTE, ACCUMULATED INSTANT STREET CREDIBILITY BY TAKING IT OUT TO A FEW HIGH-SPEED RANGE VISITS, AND REALIZED THEY VALUED THEIR SKELETAL STRUCTURE TOO MUCH TO DO IT AGAIN. THERE ARE SOME CHARACTER SCUFFS, GENTLE HANDLING LINES, AND A PRE-AUTHENTICATED CYLINDER TURN-LINE PROVING IT LOOKED DEFIANTLY AT THE SUN INSTEAD OF LIVING COLD AND ALONE. IT IS CLEAN, IMMACULATELY OILED, COMPACT, AND 100% OPERATIONAL.BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! WE ARE PACKING THIS DEER WOODS CHARIOT WITH SEED DELIVERY PERFECTION:* PRE-MOUNTED UTG SCOPE: INSANE OPTICAL FINESSE BLESSED WITH REINFORCED ALIGNMENT READY TO LOCK ONTO TARGETS WAY, WAY FAR AWAY! BUY IT, PAY THE 500 MAGNUM TAX, AND DOMINATE THE SANDPIT TODAY!