SMITH & WESSON SW1911 PRO SERIES

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PISTOL: SMITH & WESSON MODEL SW1911 PRO SERIES, SERIAL NUMBER UFF6426, MATTE STAINLESS, YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX AND PAPERS, 5, 9MM STANDARD, SEMI - AUTOMATICNotes:ATTENTION ALL BOOMER ROYALTY, COUCH COMMANDOS, AND TRUE DISCIPLES OF JOHN MOSES BROWNING! TODAY WE HAVE THE ABSOLUTE PINNACLE OF SACRED AMERICAN METALLURGY, SPECIALLY TWEAKED BY THE MAGICIANS AT THE PERFORMANCE CENTER: THE SMITH & WESSON SW1911 PRO SERIES! THIS IS NOT A BASIC, SLOPPY PLASTIC PISTOL MADE BY ROBOTS FOR INFLUENCERS WHO CRY WHEN THE FINISH TOUCHES DIRT. THIS IS 40 OUNCES OF PURE, FORGED AMERICAN SATIN STAINLESS STEEL, FINE-TUNED TO RESPOND TO YOUR FINGERTIP WITH THE CRISPNESS OF A FRESHLY SNAPPED CELERY STALK!LET'S TALK CONDITION: IT HAS LIGHT WEAR. THERE MIGHT BE A FAINT HOLSTER MATING SMUDGES OR A MICROSCOPIC SCUFF NEAR THE MAGWELL, PROVING IT HAS WITNESSED CIVILIZED FREEDOM OUTSIDE THE BOX. IT IS CLEAN, IMMACULATELY OILED, AND CRUNCHY!WHAT IS PACKED INTO THIS CHROME-MOLY EXTRAVAGANZA OF FINANCIAL IRRESPONSIBILITY?* THE ORIGINAL SMITH & WESSON FACTORY BOX: YES! THE AUTHENTIC HARD CASE IS INCLUDED, PERFECT FOR DISPLAYING ON YOUR MANTLE TO PROVE TO YOUR NEIGHBORS THAT YOUR CREDIT SCORE IS WELL OVER 750.* TWO TOTAL MAGAZINES: PACKING PLENTY OF INDESTRUCTIBLE FREEDOM COMPLEMENTS SO YOU CAN DELIVER TEN-ROUND BURSTS OF UNSTOPPABLE 9MM REASSURANCE WITHOUT CONSTANT DELAYS.THE SW1911 PRO SERIES FEATURING ENHANCED ERGONOMICS, AN OVERSIZED FIRING PIN STOP, AND A MATCH-GRADE BARREL THAT MAKES COMPOSING HEADSHOTS AS SIMPLE AS A VIDEO GAME. IT DEVOURS PREMIUM DEFENSIVE HOLLOW POINTS AND CHEAP TRAINING TRASH WITH THE SAME HUNGRY APPETITE. IT FEELS PERFECT IN THE HANDS AND BALANCES BETTER THAN A TIGHTROPE WALKER ON A UNICYCLE! BUY IT, INHERIT THE 1911 LEGEND, AND DOMINATE THE RANGE YARD TODAY!