TAURUS ROSSI RP 63

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REVOLVER: TAURUS FIREARMS MODEL ROSSI RP 63 IMPORTED BY BRAZTECH INTL LC, SERIAL NUMBER AEJ725355, MATTE STAINLESS, YES - INCLUDES ORIGINAL BOX, 3, 357 MAGNUM, DOUBLE ACTIONNotes:ATTENTION ALL CYLINDER-SPINNING TRADITIONALISTS, BACKWOODS EXPLORERS, AND PEOPLE WHO WANT BRUTAL .357 MAGNUM DEVASTATION WITHOUT SACRIFICING THEIR RAMEN-NOODLE BUDGET! TODAY WE HAVE THE ABSOLUTE EMPEROR OF SATIN STAINLESS FREEDOM: A GENUINE BRAZILIAN-FORGED ROSSI MODEL RP 63! THIS ISN'T A PRETENTIOUS TWO-THOUSAND-DOLLAR SAFE QUEEN THAT YOU HAVE TO REVERENTLY WIPE DOWN WITH SILK. THIS IS A THREE-INCH SLAB OF DEFENSIVE REASSURANCE DESIGNED FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF SPITTING REINFORCED FREEDOM SEEDS AND TELLING REBELLIOUS TRASH CANS EXACTLY WHO IS THE DICTATOR OF THE YARD!LET'S TALK PACKAGING ACCENTS: REJOICE COLLECTORS, BECAUSE THIS BAD BOY COMES COMPLETE WITH ITS ORIGINAL FACTORY BOX! NO PLASTIC ZIPLOC BAGS OR ACCIDENTAL CAMPFIRE TINDER COMPROMISES HERE. YOU GET THE AUTHENTIC FACTORY BOX, PERFECT FOR SLAPPING ONTO A CLOSET SHELF TO HIDE FROM YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER WHO THINKS YOU ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH FIREARMS, OR DISPLAYING PROUDLY ON YOUR MANTLEPIECE TO PROVE YOUR FISCAL IRRESPONSIBILITY HAS HIGH-SPEED CLASS!LET'S TALK CONDITION: IT HAS LIGHT WEAR. THERE MIGHT BE A FAIN SURFACE BUFF OR A PRE-AUTHENTICATED CYLINDER TURN-LINE, PROVING IT HAS LOOKED DEFIANTLY AT THE SUN INSTEAD OF LIVING COLD AND ALONE. CONSIDER IT A PRE-INSTALLED SCRATCH SO YOU DON'T CRY WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY BUMP IT AGAINST A TRUCK CONSOLE. IT IS CLEAN, LIGHT WEIGHT, IMMACULATELY OILED, AND 100% OPERATIONAL!WHY DO YOU NEED THIS SIX-SHOT POWERHOUSE?* THREE-INCH BARREL: THE PERFECT BLEND OF CONCEALMENT ERGONOMICS AND MAGNUM VELOCITY!* .357 MAGNUM RAW POWER: APETITE DEVOURS PUNISHING FULL-HOUSE MAGNUM AMMO AND REASONABLE .38 SPECIAL PLINKING ROUNDS FLAWLESSLY.* BOSTONS MATCH TRIGGER: SMITH & WESSON SPEED INTEGRATION MEANS THE TRIGGER PULL IS SMOOTHER THAN EXTRA-VIRGIN OLIVE OIL WATERFALLS!BUY IT, ACCELERATE YOUR REVOLVER CACHET, AND DOMINATE THE SANDPIT TODAY!